A Minecraft Movie

PG 2025 Comedy · At 101 minutes, it's perfectly sized for short attention spans despite uneven pacing.
Mixed reception disappointment
5.6/10
IMDb
45
45/100
Metacritic
2.44/5
Letterboxd
🎬
6.3/10
TMDB
Rewatch
one and done
Attention
half watch ok
Phone-check
medium

The brief

Jared Hess brings his Napoleon Dynamite awkwardness to the blocky world of Minecraft, and it's exactly as weird as that sounds. Jack Black does his manic Jack Black thing while Jason Momoa seems genuinely confused to be there, but the film's commitment to translating pixelated chaos into live-action creates some genuinely funny moments of absurdist comedy. The pacing bounces between frantic action sequences and dead-stop exposition dumps, giving it the uneven energy of a sugar-rushed kid explaining their favorite game. Perfect for families who enjoyed The LEGO Movie but with significantly lower expectations, or anyone curious to see how Hollywood turns a sandbox game into a buddy adventure.

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The verdict

If you're a parent looking for family entertainment that embraces weirdness over polish, or you genuinely enjoy watching Jack Black be unhinged in a pixelated world, this delivers enough absurdist laughs to justify the runtime. If you expect coherent storytelling or came hoping for LEGO Movie levels of clever writing, you'll find yourself as bewildered as Jason Momoa looks throughout most scenes.

Watch with

  • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Perfect for families with Minecraft-obsessed kids
  • 👤 Solo viewing for curious game fans
  • ⚠️ Skip if you expect LEGO Movie quality

Heads up

  • Mild fantasy peril and monster encounters (brief)
  • Some crude humor and bathroom jokes (moderate)

Credits

Director
Jared Hess
Cast
Jason Momoa, Jack Black, Sebastian Eugene Hansen, Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks, Jennifer Coolidge, Rachel House
Official synopsis

'Four misfits find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious

The Double

Make a night of it
Poster for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Pair this with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Both feature misfits transported to fantastical worlds requiring teamwork and creativity.

Total runtime: 1h 41m + 1h 40m = 3h 21m

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