Stop! That! Train!
The brief
Adam Shankman turns what could've been a straightforward disaster movie into a glittery camp extravaganza that feels like "Speed" crashed into a drag brunch. RuPaul anchors the chaos with surprising action chops while the ensemble cast delivers one-liners that land harder than the train wreck they're trying to prevent. The 92-minute runtime flies by in a blur of sequins, snark, and genuinely thrilling set pieces that never take themselves too seriously. Perfect for anyone who thought "Snakes on a Plane" needed more costume changes and witty banter.
The verdict
If you love campy action movies that embrace their own ridiculousness and can appreciate RuPaul delivering one-liners while defusing bombs, this is a wildly entertaining ride that never overstays its welcome. If you prefer your action movies grounded in reality or can't stomach high-camp humor mixed with genuine thrills, you'll find this glittery disaster exhausting rather than exhilarating.
Watch with
- 👥 Perfect for drag brunch groups and camp movie lovers
- 👫 Great date night for couples who love fun action
- ⚠️ Skip if you dislike over-the-top humor
Heads up
- Train crash sequences with peril (moderate)
- Disaster movie violence and destruction (moderate)
- Brief strong language during action scenes (brief)
Credits
- Director
- Adam Shankman
- Cast
- RuPaul, Jujubee, Ginger Minj, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Marcia Marcia Marcia, Symone, Latrice Royale
Official synopsis
Best friends Tess and DeeDee, train stewardesses, trade their dreary shifts on the Stank Rail for the glitzy Glamazonian Express. When a catastrophic “Stormaganza” threatens to derail the high-speed train and crash it into Los Angeles, the duo in coach must join forces with the snobby first-class attendants and President Gagwell to save the day.
The Double
Make a night of it
Pair this with Speed Racer (2008)
Both feature high-speed vehicles, colorful action, and teamwork saving the day.
Total runtime: 1h 32m + 2h 15m = 3h 47m
